If I Were An Online Quiz

If I Were An Online Quiz I'd be cleverly written, and have some linked advertising in the side panel on the web page.

I'd take about 10 minutes to fill out, and throw in a few cute trick questions like "How do you like it: a) long or b) hard."

If I Were An Online Quiz I'd be written as theme-less filler by some unknown face-less drone. I'd marginally entertain the person who is filling me out, and bore everyone else who chances to read it. I'd be multi-platform, a hyper-fad and first class tripe.

If Marshall McLuhan was aware of me, he'd state: Mud sometimes gives the illusion of depth.